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:: I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said:

"Stop! Don't do it!" 
      
      "Why shouldn't I?" he said. 
            I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" 
       "Like what?" 
            "Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
      
      "Religious." 
            "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" 
       "Christian." 
            "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
      
      "Protestant." ........
      
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What happens?
THE BRIDGE DIALOGUE... continues ::