Things you should have learned by now
Things you should have learned by now
1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. Two facts in Life: 1. There is a God 2. You’re not Him.
6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
8. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
9. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
10. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
11. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
12. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
13. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
14. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
15. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom,
and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
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